Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 17, 2023

Shocker.

If your holding up the shocker your prob a really cool person

That cool group holds up the shocker.

by Garywink May 19, 2022

Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole

Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker

by Windham maine March 11, 2016

shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.

For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!

by phoenixblack July 20, 2009

Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019

uber-shocker

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.

DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"

by tee cue34 February 24, 2008

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019