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shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.
For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 20, 2009
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Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019
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Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
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Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.
He gave her a mad shocker.
by ltysonl July 25, 2025
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