The Shit

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support

omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

what the shit

Basically "what the fuck" but waaaay worse.

*car gets crushed by train*

Dude 1: What the fuck?!?

*car gets torn into pieces by flying pigs*
Dude 2: WHAT THE SHIT?!??!

by jmlport3883838 June 9, 2011

the shit

the best, the coolest, ex:best looking, best sounding,

That car is the shit!

by TTownRobin May 30, 2008

The Shit

Maryland Choc Chip & Hazlenut Cookies

"Have you tried these cookies Hannah?

...

Yeah, they're the shit"

by mivelmo May 10, 2010

the shit

See lashit.

dis is the SHIT.

by daMAN October 27, 2003

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

The Shit

Hard Drugs(generally Crack)
Started between my friend Roland and I.

When someone says something stupid that doesn't make any sence

Robby "Have you ever looked at your toes and they were green?"

Me "your on the shit aren't you?"

by Genflag September 27, 2004