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nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind
Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week
by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018
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Nonce

Pedophile. Someone who likes to touch kids
Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU NONCE!
by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018
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nonce

zerkaHD
comment section: *mad at josh*

harry: josh is a cheating nonce

sdmn: *shocked cuz harry wrote is out it in survival mode*
by englandxx January 14, 2021
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Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.
"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."
by robson.parker January 28, 2024
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Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
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Nonce

Greg Paul is a nonce.
by The I know it all February 12, 2019
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Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk
Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce
by Biga1983 May 5, 2022
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