lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 07, 2022

BIG NONCE

famous and upcoming soundcloud rapper

yo did you hear that BIG NONCE song called MOOSE

by BIG-NONCE834 April 15, 2021

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 06, 2023

Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner

*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 05, 2019

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.

"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"

by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022