Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.
by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

by dndjridi January 15, 2021

A Swedish dominatrix who starred in the internet phenomenon, 2 Girls One Cup, which was a trailer for the fetish porno Hungry Bitches.
by ExpertShoGunPirateSanJose October 2, 2011

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.
Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"
by Kingsly February 23, 2013

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye
Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"
by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021

THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.
Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
by ehm no how dare u January 7, 2021
