moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

deliciously moist

something that is so moist that it is delicious

bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist

by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017

Moist Cheese

Seriously your looking this up FuckTards

I had some moist cheese on my burger

by Moist my Butthole337 February 5, 2018