Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018

Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....

Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...

by Bill furry September 24, 2018

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021