Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you

guy: Hello
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guy: Bitch lasagna

by Boproi August 26, 2018

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023

Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna

Let's go get the lasagna beef from the store.

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021