slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019

Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.

The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023

Yubo Driver

Someone who uses the Yubo app to attract female attention (nudes and sex)

1- " Have you heard Harold has been sexting girls from Yubo and meeting them for a quickie?"
2- "No way! What a yubo driver!"

by MajesticRose February 15, 2021

Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

Punished Driver

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.

David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.

by Dr. Able September 24, 2021

Driver's Race

When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.

Two of the exact same manual transmisson cars are raceing, thats a Driver's Race for sure!

by Jdodge April 18, 2015

trial driver

The action of engaging in a repetitive and violent fisting motion with such a velocity that its force can only be equated to that of a space shuttle on re-entry

Guy 1: Hey man, where are you off to?
Guy 2: Off to my girlfriends Funeral
Guy 1: what happened to her?
Guy 2: I gave her a trial Driver

by roooooooobs August 21, 2016