double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

Double Dack

To pull down both the pants and underpants of a victim when dacking them, resulting in maximum embarrassment, or pride, depending on the victim.

He would never recover from the double dacking, but he was still certain it was Cindy seeing it happen that got him laid.

by pr0nstar October 27, 2008

Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.

Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.

by AllThatJazzo December 2, 2013

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

Double Waterfall

When two people sit in the toilet together and urinate simultaneously.

My wife joined me for a seat on the toilet to participate in a double waterfall.

by Fautbauxter September 25, 2021

Double Capital

A constant mistake done while typing fast, as generally constituted by a second capital letter after the first propper capital, making you go back and replace that letter with a lowercase letter (Unless posting casually i.e Forum Postings, Chat sites, etc. unless considered a grammar nazi). Constantly happens when typing reports and /or titals for various subjects.

"WHoever that is, I wish he would stop calling me."
(Double Capital Shown once)

"'The RIde of the Valkyries' from Die WAlkure"
(Double Capital Shown here twice)

by Widget Woman August 19, 2009