Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.

Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.

by I hate people... July 26, 2010

barefoot bandit

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.

Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"

by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Webkins Bandit

Famous Minecraft youtuber Skeppy is the webkins bandit . On a stream he told a story of how he stole webkins codes from a store as a kid. Now when BadBoyHalo is mad at Skeppy for taking something from him, he calls him the webkins bandit.

Skeppy! You stole my food!
No I didn't Bad!
Yeah sure, webkins bandit.

by Skeppers14 September 13, 2020

Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021

Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented

Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.

by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

by Phoofs March 17, 2016