Catted

to be stoned, marijuana

im so catted.

Cat'ed
smokin some cat

by jonjones2thehookfield June 24, 2010

cat

there are many varieties of cats (lions, leopards, cougars, lynxes) but most people have the smaller, domestic versions. Some are ugly as shit, others are cute and adorable, and BELIEVE ME, they are funny as hell if you get them stoned. Also, the breed super fast.

I had a calico cat named Jaguar. She ended up being a great-grandmother in like 10 months.

by themaninblack June 20, 2008

Cat

An internet superstar.

kitty meme lolcats

by Alicetehstoopidvampire October 15, 2009

cat

ugly beast. they shed hair, and make old people sneeze. they cant go on walks? they are indoor pets and if your that ignorant enough to let them outside you probably dont take care of them. aaron henry is a cat lover<3 lmao! they smell and just lay on the middle of your couch and then when you sit on them they bit you!

Aaron: is that a cat?
Tyler: ya.. why?
Aaron: OH SWEET JESUS ITS A KITTY! I HAVE TO TWEET THIS AN TAKE A PIC FOR MY MYSPACE BWORDS! MMMMMMHM.
Tyler: (mouth drops) wtf?

by Brianna Bionic Bush June 27, 2010

Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014