canadian tennis

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Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Tenny

A person who likes to have fun, kool and has lots of friends. Will beat you up if she gets angry or annoyed at you.

"Wow, that person must be a Tenny!"

by nothing is holding me back May 5, 2018

tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.

Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.

by Soleil99 September 13, 2011

Tennis Talentschule

Theres is the legend of Hubschmid that says he wears a t-shirt of it regularly
Hubschmid, the wearer of Tennis Talentschule is an extravagant schmied for hubs (pornhug, githug)

Hey isch das dis Tennis Talentschule T-shirt

by mike_zvz May 24, 2023

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023