Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
Get the cross-eyed teddy bearmug. tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
Get the out of the teddy bear clubmug. by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
Get the teddy give us free nitromug. An amply-breasted, red-headed female who is prone to riding in the back of pick-up trucks while sitting in lawn chairs and smoking cigarettes. Teddyes are known for their highly inaccurate astrological knowledge.
That Teddye went through three packs of Virginia Slims on her way from the bar to the Wiccan gathering!
by Keef Urbane December 20, 2016
Get the Teddyemug. A teddy is a closeted gay man who constantly pretends to be straight and is often slightly homophobic.
by BidensamericaUSAUSA May 25, 2024
Get the Teddymug. by Nerd_98 December 13, 2017
Get the Teddymug. by twergy January 3, 2023
Get the teddy kinchmug.