Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
Get the Asshole Taxmug. That special time of year when parents make up for being too broke to exchange gifts after buying presents for their kids by buying big ticket items with their tax return.
So bill what did your wife get you for Christmas?
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
by ziggyshade January 10, 2017
Get the Tax-masmug. Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014
Get the Beer Taxmug. Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
Get the Tard Taxmug. by Sandman1031 April 8, 2012
Get the Tax reeferundmug. The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
Get the Vag Taxmug.