by Steven Wein April 30, 2006

by Juwanna Seemahweena September 14, 2005

Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
by songs of phrase May 16, 2014

by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015

by boh818 April 4, 2009

The practice of men going places they're too old for with the intentions of hooking up with the youngest girls possible allowable by law.
by The LLama June 11, 2013
