hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Ambulance Tailing

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.

Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 5, 2021

Shirt tailing

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)

Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.

by Taylor Alan Moe March 16, 2021

She's got talent

A woman's ass and or titties are on point.

Damn Billy Ho did you see Nikki?

Yeah man she was wearing them clothes. She's got talent for real.

by Sergio Serna November 21, 2016

talented

adj. Used to describe the favorable appearance of someone of the opposite sex, without specifically using any descriptive words.
Good to use in when in company of members of the opposite sex with whom in which you are in good standing and would not like to ruin any of your chances to hook up with in the near future.

Katie:Hey what do you think of my new roommate?
Mike: She is..talented...

by don corleone September 15, 2004

Lovely and Talented

(noun) wife, or less commonly, girlfriend.

"The Lovely and Talented and I went to Palm for the weekend."

by Anton September 10, 2003

ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.

"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*

by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010