by Gg the tree October 02, 2018
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"
by UND3RT4L3 March 10, 2016
A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 08, 2014
by creep guy ie March 18, 2011
The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin February 26, 2012