The feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can't continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. Usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.
Shopper 1: "I simply can't go on. I think I have mall fatigue."
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"
by toroboy December 31, 2009
A mall with at least 2 of the following. Target, BestBuy, WalMart, Depeartment Store, MegaPlex Movie Theaters, teens hanging out ala MallRats.
by Greg February 24, 2004
A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.
by Lance M. Snyder December 02, 2006
by .,.,.,.,.,.,, July 21, 2005
The sweat you accumulate on and around your balls while holding your girlfriend's bags while mall shopping
by Krakra mama July 01, 2016
The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.
by Just an Angry Person November 02, 2009
A girl who goes to a mall to prowl for guys or girls to hook up with. She may hookup just for fun or in exchange for clothes, ipod, cd's, and other goodies. Reasons that a mall is better than a club: (1)More people to choose from (2)Much safer environment (3)Clubs are too dark and noisy (4)Don't have to be 21 (5)Malls are usually closer too home (6)It's the perfect cover for what she's really shopping for (7)Combine two favorite things - shopping n sex (8)No cover charge (9)Easier to get there n back (10)Better food
by Social Observer23 April 05, 2008