Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
by unicef is fake December 14, 2022
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Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022
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Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.
Bro, she's gonna get susaned
by ebaril101 October 31, 2019
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Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.
Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.
by susansusansusan April 03, 2013
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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019
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Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
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