Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.

Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF

by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

Stiff

Not movin/ bitchin for no real reason.

“Yo stop being so fucking STIFF bro.”

by Zes520 January 13, 2020

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob!!💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020