Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.

Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF

by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep December 27, 2015

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob!!💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010