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shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.
Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun
by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019
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titty stained

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.
Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.
by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013
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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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fudge stain

Dude, you got a wicked fudge stain going on!
by 98678596758674396748967 January 11, 2009
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gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen
The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad
by Brown fish April 19, 2017
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Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.
bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!
by master Nathan March 7, 2008
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Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies
by Next doors cat June 28, 2016
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