Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

The D Squeegee

When you nut oh her face and use your dick as a squeegee

Karen is a freak she let me do The D Squeegee her last night.

by Dominique and DJ May 6, 2023

squeezethroughable

Able to be squeezed into or through

The gap between the rocks was small, but it was still squeezethroughable.

by Clyde and Stu April 22, 2006

Squeeenvy

The state of being honestly, sincerely happy for someone else's good fortune--so happy that you could squee--yet also feeling just a little envious of it at the same time; an ambiguous feeling of excitement and envy. Root words, squee + envy.

Also includes: squeeenvious, squeeenvied.

"I'm feeling a touch of squeeenvy right now; my brother won tickets for a cruise ship, but he's taking Mom, not me!"

"When I heard she got a date with that cute guy behind the counter, I was totally squeeenvious of her good fortune. He wouldn't go out with me, but I am glad he's going out with her!"

by Ladyofthemasque September 1, 2006

Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 20, 2010