by snakebait69 June 14, 2011
Get the sports-over mug.The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
by burntb1tch October 17, 2010
Get the sports watch mug.To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008
Get the Sports Bald mug.A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
by Allen Killen January 1, 2011
Get the Sports Hipster mug.The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.
by Ogdawg80 March 22, 2004
Get the Sport Bone mug.by hydroponics May 20, 2003
Get the sport-hump mug.A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.
by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008
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