spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face

bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.

Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.

by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

Booty splatter

When a female shoots a man's cum out of her ass

"it was crazy I made her shoot out that booty splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Krabby Splatttiey

A loose and greasy stool caused by a blue raspberry powder mixed with water. Often complained about during the times of 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM

"Man he really gave me the Krabby Splatttiey's"

by LFrench1999 November 8, 2021