V8 Smoothies

A smoothie drink that was discontinued.

Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023

Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.

That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.

by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022

Smoothie

Someone who is mentally challenged

smoothie : no example needed

by Blur.999 October 16, 2019