sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

by MushroomToast April 21, 2016

Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016

Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Slothed

When a person is lazy. Someone doing nothing productive all day.

You slothed all weekend.

by Bonafide1 January 12, 2018

Slithy toes

When someone tickles your toes and it feels Slithy.

As I was walking down the street, I asked some girl to Slithy Toes

by Supreme Lube June 5, 2018