skeet cushion

When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.

Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!

I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!

by jacobjacobs March 15, 2011

Skeetbutt

When you skeet in a butt

Mase just gave lalie a skeetbutt in the butt behind the the movies

Bruh, gage, I just caught a fat skeetbutt behind the movies.

by Daddy Sloppy November 25, 2018

Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.

Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

skeeter

the aftermath of a mosquito biting you!!!

i just got a crazy skeeter on my arm!!!

by tara cinderella loves henwi September 25, 2011

skeet skeet

cum on a girls face

im rick james biatch! skeet skeet!

by lauryn n j mad April 2, 2004

Skeet

to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.

Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.

by Legendary Business Machine December 24, 2007

Skeeter

A promiscuous female who sleeps around with many men and enjoys getting skeet in her face, breast, anus, and lower back. Also enjoys giving fellatio.

"Becky slept with everyone in school."

She's definitetly a skeeter. She loves the taste of skeet.

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010