SKUNK DADDY

The ability to break wind profusely over extended periods of time with no remorse

Skunk Daddy must have been here! This place reeks lol

by El Skunk-O March 19, 2017

Skunk Savage

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.

Do I hear Mac Miller playing? Yes, that is just Skunk Savage in the back of the classroom.

by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Drown the skunk

The physical act of taking a shit.

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.

by Green Panda King November 7, 2017

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022

Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.

“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”

by SMcGee May 6, 2022