Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink

Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep

by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014

blaze skunk

the obscure, uber cool way to say "smoke marijuana"

Do you blaze skunk?

by padrino1 February 4, 2014

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

Sugar Skunk

An individual cursed with insufferable body odor who attempts to mask it with yummy perfume.

Mtume smells like doom and tries to cover it up with yummy perfume.

Tyrone smells like provolone and tries to cover it up with yummy cologne.

My heart sunk when I discovered my one night stand was a Sugar Skunk.

by Vanilladream October 2, 2014

the skunk line

The area on a woman that's not quite the taint, and not quite the asshole.

I never lick past the skunk line.

by A happy contributor November 2, 2013

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016