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wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret
damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk
by asston_cuh August 9, 2020
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Skunk Bush

Skunk bush is when one desires to add some spicy activity in their pubic life, so they bleach a white strip in the center of their bush.
Josh: Yo, did you hear Will's got that Skunk Bush?
Austin: Yeah, dude. It's so cool!
by Sneepdeeg March 18, 2017
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Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009
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Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time
When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019
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awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence
Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...
by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016
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Skunk lung

When a person tries to swallow seman after oral sex and inhales it into their lungs.
I can’t breathe, cough cough, sucking your dick, cough cough, gave me skunk lung
by Shrilnixx November 10, 2017
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Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.
When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.
by bosmo November 14, 2016
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