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bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.
"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"
by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006
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blowing fairy dust up your skirt

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma August 4, 2014
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what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
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Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
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flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.
Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.
by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017
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Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.
I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.
by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013
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