by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma August 4, 2014

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

A phrase commonly used in some Caribbean islands that refers to an underage female who attends secondary school. The term is derived from the color of the school uniform that these females wear.
Example 1:
Dude, you really need to stop texting these red skirts. You're going to get in trouble with their parents.
Example 2:
Person A: You'll never believe it. My lawyer was arrested.
Person B: Wtf!! What did he do?
Person A: They said he was sleeping with a Red Skirt
Dude, you really need to stop texting these red skirts. You're going to get in trouble with their parents.
Example 2:
Person A: You'll never believe it. My lawyer was arrested.
Person B: Wtf!! What did he do?
Person A: They said he was sleeping with a Red Skirt
by CaribbeanWordKing November 21, 2018
