National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019

Skip Dinner

The act to bypass dinner to clap cheeks

If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?

by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019

skibby skip pop pop

A quote from big shaq

The tin went skrrrr pop ka ka ka skibby skip pop pop

by Benny415 December 17, 2017

tip my skip

To defacate.

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.

by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017

Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊

Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3

by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017

Skip

You pass your ex in public and keep walking. You skip her ass. (Or his)

I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.

by Pablov December 9, 2017

Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017