File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

disco shit

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.

"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."

by cptncoleian April 24, 2006

no shit

Captain obvious, something someone said that comes with no surprise and usually a waste of time.

Retard: Dude, Bob got put in juvenile for fighting the teacher.
Me: No shit, we already heard about that, what u think we live in a fucking cave??????

by YoungWrapper May 3, 2017

Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.

Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman

by Clever webster August 2, 2017

raspy shit

1. words or language having little or no sense or meaning.
2. foolish or absurd
3. talk nonsense in an attempt to deceive or threaten

pharrell- 'raspy shit' : "..dont try to come up on my ear talkin all that raspy shit..."

snoop dogg ft pharrell- 'drop it like its hot' : "..So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit.."

by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

by FoulMe January 4, 2012

Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013