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Semen Horse

the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i
s e m e n h o r s e semen horse

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Sore man hat

Sir men hoard

Sea moon hoove

Salamander heart

Soup mop hole

Sherlock holmes

Sheep mutt hell

Shore mint hand

Salmon house

Sigma hen

Sand mic whore

Saul goodman hope

Spin min hits

Spoiled milk hints

Skimmed mind hunts

Suck my hair

Stool month hind

Skunk mean hockey

Sold mold hold

Sun more hucks

Sleep main hedge

Stud munk heaven

Sore moose hill

Seek mom hack

Slay muffin hook

Shirt morph hooligan

Sum mum hum

Sun mun hun

Sushi mush hush

Slick med head

Shark mesh hulk

Sunday hump

Spoon much hub

Storm perm tilt

Stunned dung beetle

Ash club force
by gognel house May 21, 2023
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semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.
We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.
by BigswinginD May 19, 2018
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Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019
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semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.
Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"
by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019
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semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.
Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad
by The boner doctor January 6, 2014
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