semen slobber

1. noun: Slobber that is strung out and looks like globs of semen.

2. noun: Slobber of the mouth that has received a large load of semen.

1. Ugh! Your dog got semen slobber all over me!
2. Look, Emmy's face is covered in semen slobber.

by Go Vols August 16, 2014

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

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Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Semen Horse

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by gognel house May 21, 2023

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014