semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy

Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.

by Swishsemen August 19, 2017

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

by wammywammy November 25, 2022

semen slobber

1. noun: Slobber that is strung out and looks like globs of semen.

2. noun: Slobber of the mouth that has received a large load of semen.

1. Ugh! Your dog got semen slobber all over me!
2. Look, Emmy's face is covered in semen slobber.

by Go Vols August 16, 2014

Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.

“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”

by Literally Batman September 9, 2023

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014