Sea gull

A sexual situation where one girl and 5 guys are involved. Two of the guys DP the girl while she jerks off two others and blows the last. While this is happening, her moaning sounds like a sea gull and her jerking off motion resembles the bird's wings flapping.

"well if you really want to, I think Jill would let me, you and three other dudes give her the old sea gull."

by MattyMurr March 3, 2008

sea-ass

When your ass becomes wrinkly from being in the sea or ocean for too long.

Dude, I've got sea-ass from being in the ocean for, like, three hours!

Hahaha! No way, that's so funny!

by Delinquent.Unicorn October 20, 2010

Sea Hag

A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.

Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag

"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."

The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.

by Mohrtician November 16, 2011

Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Sea Lion Woman

A woman who is seen as a strong, independent woman that takes good care of affairs and is heavily involved in politics, business, or some other industry in which some may have earlier deemed her unable to be successful at. Woman may sometimes be omitted and it can also be used as a masculine term.

Margaret Thatcher is definitely a Sea Lion Woman.

We are Sea Lion Women because they didn't think we could manage stocks but we've made millions of dollars.

She's a Sea Lion because she was able to take care of her children after her husband's death without assistance in spite of her being a stay-at-home mom before her husband passed.

by 星 July 9, 2009

sea legs

n. ability to hold one's drink like a pirate; a high tolerance for alcohol

Look how sloppy drunk Dave is. When is he going to get his sea legs?

by nukeevry1 May 28, 2009

Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005