When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
by Tisdonym October 13, 2020
Get the Schlong momentmug. When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
by The Real Dink May 27, 2023
Get the Slangin' Schlongmug. the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
Get the Purple schlongmug. by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022
Get the Side schlongmug. by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
Get the long schlongmug. by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
Get the schlong thongmug.