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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.
"I love Johns Schlong!"
by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
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schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs
its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.
by subtleshadow August 20, 2010
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Slangin' Schlong

Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."
by The Real Dink May 27, 2023
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