Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

sage comment

CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT

SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT

by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018

Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.

Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee

by Mandog111 June 4, 2019

Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.

I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad

by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020

Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

sage suede

Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.

Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.

by TigerBigs February 1, 2021

Sage Scratch

A very kind and genuine person. They are very lovable and loyal. Dont fuck with them though cause they will beat your ass.

man, Sage Scratch is gay.

by YO BITCH RAE April 29, 2021