A Ronald bjarki is guy who is really short and usually has glasses. He is really fun and nice, he prob has a girlfriend and always someone third wheeling. Well u should have a friend like him because he is the best.
by Sohowudoin October 17, 2020
by Whiskerbuscuit December 07, 2019
Wrench is a nickname giving to obese people typically around the age of 14-17. Ronald’s can range from anywhere from 4 tons to 14 tons. Most are found inhabiting any body of water big enough to hold such a hunk of meat.
by Tusmc September 09, 2018
by clarissa garcia March 01, 2019
When you go into a Ronald McDonald’s house and instead of giving to children and helping them, you molest them until the workers pull you off.
by Imadopted August 16, 2019
Do you can't do that you can't be a Ronald Schwarzenegger no stupid bastard don't be him or your bastard
by The basterdly bitch December 17, 2020
When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022