rubenesque

The root "ruben" refers to Ruben Studdard, famous for winning American Idol despite being extremely fat.

Like "BBW", "on-the-heavy-side" and "big boned", rubenesque is yet another way to say "fat" while trying to remain polite.

I met this great girl online, but she turned out to be pretty rubenesque.

by Pragma1700 June 25, 2007

Ruben Dias

A dog Owned by Champions league winner Kai Havertz

Oh look Ruben Dias has ran away

by McDxnald August 16, 2021

dirty reuben love

got a boyfriend or girlfriend

Look over there, jane got dirty reuben love!

by Hugh March 11, 2005

Ruben

Ruben a memespouting unfunny memer who still thinks mountain dew is funny in 2016.

That's such a Ruben

by klasmvm May 28, 2016

Ruben

Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.

Ruben is ugly

by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019

Ruben

A dumb ass nigga who likes sucking dick

That nigga Ruben likes sucking dick

by a fine person May 24, 2018

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018