Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.
by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020
Get the Ramen noodlesmug. rizzard: yo i heard that the world got a shortage of ramen.
nabee: *buys all the ramens from every store to ever exist*
nabee: *buys all the ramens from every store to ever exist*
by Anaconda883 May 3, 2023
Get the Ramenmug. A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
by mr. jacker November 19, 2018
Get the hood ramenmug. When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
Get the Ramen Fishmug. A japanese noodle soup, most commonly known as a small package from the grocery store that you prepare yourself. Also a popular hairstyle amongst hippies.
by FRIdom May 28, 2018
Get the Ramenmug. “Come over for ramen” or “I’m coming over for Ramen” is the same as Netflix and chill which means Fvck
by Screaaaaaaaam January 6, 2022
Get the Come over for ramenmug. Ramen intrigues me.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.
Whip.
Wolf.
Slurp.
Sweat.
Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.
Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.
I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.
I’m going to be a ramen guru.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.
Whip.
Wolf.
Slurp.
Sweat.
Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.
Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.
I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.
I’m going to be a ramen guru.
Ramen intrigues me.
by ramenguru35$$$#yum July 28, 2016
Get the Ramenmug.