duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

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puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.

“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”

by JW97545 April 29, 2021

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Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female

Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!

by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008

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Sugar Puppy

When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.

That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.

by csd1221 October 18, 2012

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puppy attack

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.

My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.

by normnomnorm July 15, 2011

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Holding the Puppies

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.

"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"

by Dazzamon April 19, 2006

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