pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 04, 2008
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dirty-pumpkin

The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
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Pumpkin butter

A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.
After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.
by Sean1331 March 13, 2019
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Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.
by Godd'm March 05, 2019
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pumpkin wand

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.
by Willis Puffington December 17, 2006
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Fuck Pumpkin

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
The night was getting late so I dove on the grenade and took the Fuck Pumpkin home.
by Stigglyz June 23, 2011
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Pumpkin 2.0

An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"
Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpkiny. I mean, pumpconic
by AnonymousP134$3 December 22, 2020
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