when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008
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1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
Get the dirty-pumpkin mug.The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.
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Get the pumpkin wand mug.(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.
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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.
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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.
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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009
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1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
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