Clairol Professional

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Clairol Professional Pure White Hair Developers for Lightening & Gray Coverage

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Professional Ho

A woman in the rap game that emotes a lot of attention to their vaginas.

She is a professional Ho...
She a ho with BARS!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.

I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025