Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.
Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.
by Photofreek18 January 07, 2020
Get the Professional Zoned mug.

Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 06, 2024
Get the Professional Glazer mug.

Professional Bronzer

Noun

Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/

Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024
Get the Professional Bronzer mug.
A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
by Itsmejessica2025 May 23, 2025
Get the Professional cruise ship passenger mug.