Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020

professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.

Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!

by Lacoong June 16, 2019

professional sirveyor

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.

A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.

by QuacksO April 29, 2025

Professional Disagreer

A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.

This dude is a Professional Disagreer.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.

"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023