pouched

A feeling after taking too much drugs.

David that joint was so big, I am pouched now!

by Pompei Fresco May 1, 2020

Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!

I ENJOY POUCH FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND

by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021