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Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents
That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.
by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021
mugGet the Pouchemug.

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.
"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."
by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
mugGet the Mud pouchmug.

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
mugGet the Pouchingmug.

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch ( woman's vagina) within a 2 kilometre radius.
Damn, Ricky Bobby the "pouch sniffer" has run off as he sniffed out that pouch again!!
by Stink bomber November 9, 2021
mugGet the Pouch sniffermug.

Nookie pouch

Damn courtney, you have a fat ass nookie pouch.
by Tripplaces January 14, 2018
mugGet the Nookie pouchmug.

Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.
After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.
by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025
mugGet the Golden Pouchesmug.

pouch

A bandicoot's clitoris
Tawna has the most attractive pouch I have ever seen.
by ScarceWindow180 September 5, 2024
mugGet the pouchmug.

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