by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021
Get the pizza pooper mug.Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
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Get the Pooper Scooper Nails mug.This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.
It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.
by Koknballz December 30, 2020
Get the Pixy Pooper mug.When you pull a buttplug out so fast and violently that it makes a popping noise as it is pulled out.
Jessica tried a butt plug for the first time last night. I surprised her with a pooper popper. The sound startled her.
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